Now I just need someone to give the other half to…
I want someone to kiss my neck & tell me how much they want me
Laser Guided Battle Tank
Laser Guided Battle Tank Army
Laser Guided Battle Tanks Quickly Invading America
homosexual agenda confirmed.
Jim: Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
Bones: No, kid, they’re softball pants, and this ass is out of your league.
And that, kids, is Sass Master John Lennon
#sarah the mythchild kingslayer story-swallower #her will is as strong as yours and her eyes can be so cruel #and when she says her kingdom is as great as his it is because this is her kingdom #he is the raptor at her wrist and flies (takes; frightens; reorders time) at her word #she is the queen who makes herself; if persephone had no hades to offer her the pomegranate #she would have had to invent him #now come away with me child; to the water and the wild #find yourself on the edges of mazes and dreamscapes #and choose and choose and choose #have choices taken from you and choose anyway #(this is how women are made; in choosing)
Pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but HOT DAMN THOSE TAGS. Yesssss powerful fantasy women who make themselves into queens and goddesses through sheer power of their own intent.
I don’t have a lot of always-reblogs, but I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME IT COMES ACROSS MY DASH.
Night Vale’s Christmas tree. Assuming Santa risks flying over our little desert community~
can we just appreciate the freaking tentacles
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)